A Link to Slavery
“Oh boy! I can’t wait to bomb some dodongos!” Link exclaimed.
“You were better off silent,” Zelda facepalmed.
“Well, excuuuuuuuse me, Princess.”
“Link, be a dear and look at this mirror…”
“Huh? Oh… pretty… so pretty…”
As the reflections dulled his mind, Zelda continued writing her memories:
“Chapter XXI – A Link to Slavery,” she mused.
Another foray into the world of video games. This is something silly set in the universe of my favorite series of all time. Can you grasp all of the references I crammed into it? I sure hope so.
Navigation System
“Turn right. Turn right. Turn right. Turn right. Keep going, round and round, round and round… Now, go down, down… deeper down. Good. It is okay if you close your eyes now. Sleep for me, and…
… wake up. You have arrived at your destination. Please, step out of the vehicle and kneel before your Mistress.”
Are you sure you can trust your car? I’m not. Maybe it’s because I don’t have one… yet. Another bit of silliness. I hope you liked it.
Sleeping
“Did you sleep like a baby last night, Matt?”
“How do you know that, Joe?
“Your diaper is showing…”
“Oops… and you literally slept in the doghouse, right?”
“Huh?”
“You might want to check that tail of yours…”
“Rats! Why did our girlfriends learn hypnosis again?”
“Dunno, but I can’t wait for tonight.”
“Me neither.”
I’m still on a silly streak, it seems. You don’t mind, do you? Partially inspired by a dream I had.
Favorite Fairy-Tale
“What’s your favorite fairy-tale?” Amanda queried.
“No idea,” Cody replied. “What’s yours?”
“The one with mesmerisingly, shiny footwear.”
“Really? What’s it called?”
“Pussy in Boots,” she tapped her heels. “Kiss!”
He complied, resistance fading away. Later that night, when asked the same question again, he replied:
“Jackin’ the Beanstalk.”
And she laughed happily ever after.
For the record, I don’t really have one. I just write silly stories like the one you’ve just read. What about you?