Something’s Afoot
“Alexandra?”
“Yes, General?”
“Have you noticed how everything seems quiet since the year began? Too quiet, actually. This can’t be good. Something’s afoot.”
“Something’s definitely afoot,” Agent 47-D agreed, arching her toes. “Or should I say ‘afeet’?” She purred.
“Say whatever you want,” he conceded, the sole purpose of obedience sinking deep inside his mind.
There will be no Muses in 2017, but that doesn’t mean other characters that appeared in last year’s challenge can’t continue to have fun. You will see more of Alexandra throughout the year, that’s a promise.
Hellimony
When Brad married Martha, he had no idea she was a she-devil. Literally.
Upon divorcing her, he agreed with all demands, without reading the fine print.
Now, every month, he has to pay her in kind, by kneeling at her feet as she drains a piece of his soul.
Hell has never felt so good.
Something supernatural that came to me after I made a mistake typing the word “alimony” earlier in the morning. I thought it was weird and funny so I ran with it.
Proverbial Truth
“A woman’s appetite is twice that of a man; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times.” The Domme said.
“Sanskrit proverb, right?” The Dom queried.
“Yes. I take it you don’t agree.”
“Obviously.”
“Me neither. Something’s missing.”
“What?”
“Her hypnosis, infinite times,” she concluded, eyes glimmering.
He agreed with everything else after that.
A quote was at the basis of this one. I do that a lot. I hope you had fun with piece because I know I did.
Late Night Commercials
“You’re going to sleep now,” the TV said.
Aaron’s head slumped. It was just a pillow commercial, but his mind didn’t care, still conditioned by years of triggers planted by his ex-girlfriend.
“Time to fizz,” a soda jingle played. His manhood began to riot.
And then came the old Pringles ad…
… but he was faster.
This one is meant to be funny, but it’s also silly. I think you all know what old ad I’m referring to, right? When you pop…