Super Mario MC World
Twirling his moustache, Mario looked at the crystalline display in front of him, and then at his captive. Sitting in a metallic chair, Princess Peach struggled as she saw the strange helmet being lowered.
“Mario, stop!” she pleaded. “Why are you doing this?”
“All these years saving your butt, and all I got in return were some stupid cakes?” he smirked. “No more, Peachy! It’s time for some real gratitude even if that means wiping your mind clean in the process.”
“Do you mind if I join the party?” echoed the thunderous voice of the King of Koopas, himself.
“Bowser, please! Mario has gone mad! Save me and I’ll…”
“… you’ll bake me a cake as well?” said Bowser emerging from the shadows behind her with a cigar in hand. “I don’t think so, sweety pie. For once, I agree with the plumber. How do you think he got hold of this contraption in the first place?”
“Damn you all, you sick perverts!” she spat. “Oh, where’s Luigi when I need him?”
“Probably in one of the castle’s bedrooms. He got to try the machine first on Daisy earlier this morning and the results were more than satisfactory!” Mario revealed. “Now, just relax… This won’t take long.”
The helmet fell on her and a warm, glowing light irradiated from within. In a heartbeat, Peach’s mind was turned to mush.
That night, all of Mushroom Kingdom celebrated in ecstatic delight.
The following night, they celebrated again… and again, and again, and again, and again….
