Shut Up and Serve
Remember this Rihanna song? It was the inspiration for this one.
Rihanna’s performance at The Dome last night was a smashing hit as expected. However, it was also quite unusual for the concert ended with almost everyone attending grovelling on the floor, wanting to worship the singer as a deity. Literally. The reasons behind this strange phenomenon remain unknown at the moment but one can speculate that the new microphone used, patented by a company called HPCollective, and the inclusion of an alternate version of one of her greatest hits, may have been directly responsible. Due to copyright issues, we’re unable to reproduce the new lyrics in its entirety but we still have a good portion of it for your enjoyment below. Please note we’ll not be held accountable for any side effects you may experience after reading the text. You’ve been warned.
Shut up and Serve (excerpts)
I’ve been looking for a pet who’s qualified
So if you think that you’re the one, step into my ride
I’m a powerful, enthralling, mesmerizing machine
With a killer-like body out of a wet dream
So if you feel it let me know (know, know),
Come on now, what are you waiting for? (for, for)
Your mind is ready to explode (explode, explode)
Just let it melt and down you go (go, go, go!)
Got you right where I want wrapped in a string
No more thoughts for you except the ones I sing
Will you listen to the call?
Will you surrender it all?
If you will baby boy then we can start having fun
As soon as this verse is done
Hun, you’re really such a perv
Now, shut up and serve (serve, serve, serve)
Shut up and serve (serve, serve, serve)
I’m power incarnated you can’t help but adore
As my voice drains your soul, you can just want more
You look like you can worship me the way it’s right,
Boy, you’re in luck, your shift begins tonight…
(…)
Shut up and serve (serve, serve, serve)
Shut up and serve (serve, serve, serve)
