Spell… H-A-L-L-O-W-E-E-N 2022 – Day 2

For today’s special piece of Halloween content, we have a humorous piece of micro-fiction involving ghosts. Have fun.

Never a Moment’s Peace

The three sisters were having the most heated argument of their afterlives.
“It’s my turn to have him,” Gloria said.
“As if…!” June exclaimed. “You had him yesterday.”
“So what? It’s my birthday! I deserve this.”
“Just your birthday?” Chloe fumed. “For fuck’s sake, we’re twins! Besides, it’s been more than a week since my last ride so if anyone should go it’s me.”
“You know…” Timothy raised a trembling finger. “… you could be nice for once and let me enjoy my own body without intrusions.”
“Yeah, right…” the three ghosts said in unison. “Stop being so selfish, meat sack! Who do you think you are?”
Timothy sank heavily in his chair and sighed. There was never a moment’s peace with them around. He never should have moved to a haunted house.