In 55 Words FD MC Challenge 2017 – Day 327
Given the date, the theme for today’s entry in this writing challenge shouldn’t come as a surprise. I don’t celebrate the occasion, but know plenty of people who do so… Happy Thanksgiving to all my American friends! Enjoy the holiday to the fullest but try not to get stuffed, okay? In the meantime, allow me to present you with this humorous short story. Have fun.
“Why exactly am I giving thanks again?” John asked.
“Because, this year, I’m not hypnotizing you into believing you’re a turkey,” Marcia responded.
“Yet, I still have to cook, ” he protested.
“The life of a slave isn’t always glamorous, dear but, if you behave… perhaps you’ll eat pussy tonight.”
He started fixing dinner right away.