In 55 Words FD MC Challenge 2017 – Day 325
Did you know I won the Missouri Lottery today? It’s true, I did. Even though I’m not an Amercian Citizen, even though I didn’t participate in any raffle, even though the e-mail I received had more spelling errors than I can number, I won the Missouri Lottery. Amazing, isn’t it?
I don’t know how I’m not filthy rich by now with all these prizes I keep winning online and so many other things. I mean, I’ve been offered shares of gold trust funds in Tanzania, oil money to donate to charities because of terminal illnesses and whatnot. Things that are too good to be true at least can make you laugh so that’s a good thing in my book.
Below, is another shady offer. It costs nothing to lose your mind. Not so sure about getting it back though. Enjoy.
Offer of a Lifetime
“Congratulations! You’ve just won a lifetime offer of mind control sessions by Mistress Empyria. Click the button below to accept it!”
“What the…?” Archie snorted. “Who would be dumb enough to fall for such…?”
He clicked it and forwarded the message before he could finish the sentence. You might want to check your e-mail now.