In 55 Words FD MC Challenge 2017 – Day 236
I had to go shopping today.
I usually do it on Sundays but I was missing some key ingredients that couldn’t wait until then so I made a slight detour to the nearest supermarket during my lunch break and, while I was there, saw a very cute young couple filling their cart to the brim with a huge variety of animal food. Seeing I’m an animal lover myself (I have two beautiful dogs), I found it all very endearing but the deviant thoughts that race through my innocent (yeah, right!) mind pretty much every day decided otherwise and today’s entry was born. You don’t want to be in Mike’s shoes, right? Have fun and rest assured I’ll be back tomorrow.
“How’s dinner, Mike?”
“Wonderful. Best meal I ever had but… what is it?”
“Dog food and the reason why you love it so much is because I hypnotized you before you started eating.”
“Ah! Always the jokester! You almost fooled me, Joan.”
“You’re right, I was kidding,” she sipped her wine. “It’s actually cat food.”