In 55 Words FD MC Challenge 2017 – Day 27
Today’s piece is a sequel to one written more than a year and a half ago that went like this:
Sometimes, Sh@# Happens…
“No, Mrs. Sanderson. I’m afraid your husband’s insurance policy doesn’t cover accidents caused by or related to states of hypnosis or erotic mind control in general. The cost of the surgery for the removal of that jumbo-sized dildo will have to come out of your pocket. Please, let’s not discuss this ever again, thank you!”
Don’t ask me why I was reminded of it today, I don’t really know, but I thought it would be somewhat funny to turn the tables a bit, so… the sequel lies below.
Sometimes, Sh@# Happens… on Purpose!
“Yes, Mrs. Sanderson, we received the mp3s in question and reviewed them accordingly, even going against company’s policies. And no, we’re still not paying for your husband’s surgery but all of the associates are more than eager to try out your new toys, especially The Black Monstrosity and The Swizzle Stick From Hell. Thank you!”